When you do things that jerks do, it makes it hard for me to tell the difference.

Calling or texting is the WORST way to get contact since you’re likely to get mixed in the crowd of wankers.

You deserve to have my full focus…the way to do that is to submit the form.

Filling out the booking form is the ONLY way to meet with me if you’re new.

Most ad sites REQUIRE a phone number. If I could, I’d have my phone number private forever…..but it’s all over the review boards, the cow is out of the barn, the milk has spilled and I get a LOT of random phone calls ALL HOURS OF THE DAY. 24/7/365.

In today’s tech age, what’s posted is permanent so I made peace with my number being publicly available. Unless you’ve filled out the form, your calls and texts will be ignored.

Here a few common questions and concerns:

“But I just wanna know if you’re available now…”

Expect a wait of 48 hours for a date. In the rare chance that same day bookings are available, it will be CLEARLY POSTED (in capital letters) in the ad.

“But where is your address located? I wanna know if you’re in my city now…”

This is shared on a need to know basis. Until you are fully vetted, there’s zero reason for me to put myself at greater risk because you say you’re safe. There is enough data on this website and on my ads and reviews to make an informed decision.

“Seriously? I’m a nice guy.”

Even jerks say that they’re “nice guys”. I’ve compiled a basic list of suspect behavior that will make me think *scam*.

The jerks tend to…

-Call in the middle of the night past midnight without a pre-planned booking in place.

-Text vulgar messages that are lewd and crude and would make Grandma wash your mouth with soap.

-Yell into the phone while I’m speaking

-Call from a fake phone number

-Give lots of excuses for why they think I should forsake SCREENING: “But I’m a nice guy…It’s been so long since I seen a provider so how can I get a reference?…But I’m safe….You can make an exception for me…” etc.

-Text messages like “WYD” Where r u” “Rates?” “QV?” “Do you do XYZ(insert acronym for something above the law)?” Lots of gentlemen do quick visits and send short texts, but lots of jerks do too. It’s hard to tell the difference at first which is why I like e-mail. I get the chance to read your writing and can get a better sense of your personality and thought process. This helps you distinguish yourself as a nice guy that is unique, different, and worth meeting 🙂

I prefer to meet men who are genuinely interested and ready to meet, and care about giving a GOOD first impression. I ONLY SEE NICE GUYS…that’s why I enjoy what I do!

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