A lot of you can’t help yourselves. You talk yourselves out of an amazing time with the following behavior:

1. Lewdness: It goes without saying, you’ll be hung up on if you begin asking XXX questions. If it’s something you can’t say within earshot of Grandma, then keep it to yourself.
2. Rudeness: Simple things like “please and thank you” go a long way. If you interrupt me while I’m talking or raise your voice, you’ll simply get the dialtone.
3. Evasiveness: You can call from a fake phone number and give fake screening information if you want. I’ll simply play dumb and ignore future messages from you 🙂

Here’s how you CAN quickly expedite the process….and actually have a *chance* at meeting me!

1. 1. Introduction-Who are you?: Hi, I’m Eric from Quincy, MA. I wanna meet September 1, between 12 and 3 pm. I want an incall for 1 hour. The next best day for me is September 7 between 9am and 11am. My budget is between $XXX and $XXXX.
   2. Intention-What is the purpose of calling?: I have (limited/lots of/zero) experience with a provider. I want a woman who is (passionate/playful/sadistic/you fill in the blank) and makes me feel (relaxed/energized/mesmerized/you fill in the blank).
   3. Conclusion-How do we move forward?: For future contact I prefer (email/text/phone call) After we meet, I prefer (email/text/phone call) follow up.

If you are unable to reach me via phone, sending an e-mail is MORE likely to get a FAST response. You also have the option of leaving a voicemail. Calling is one of the slowest methods of attempting to set an appointment with me. Texting is even slower. I primarily use text to confirm existing appointments, rather than to establish new ones.

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